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oflothlorien
Callie;
twenty-two; lgbt pride
a text post & lesbian
appreciation blog
at times this blog is NSFW.

nuclearpowerbottom:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS SINCE 1902

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poemsingreenink:

spoookyqueens:

i’m immensely disappointed that most if not all queer covers of quintessential love songs turn them in to slower, softer versions of the original

give me upbeat powerhouse obnoxious queer covers

Yes. Yes please.

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vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

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blackenedrisingdemon:

mirai-kurillama:

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

Strings

thank you for your contribution

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venus-kareng:

further feeding the Swan Queen = Aladdin/Jasmine theory

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  • Me: THIS FUCKING SHIP
  • Me: THESE STUPID CHARACTERS
  • Me: YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTIC ASSHOLES
  • Me: AND I HATE YOU
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: otp
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  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
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